The French final is coming back to haunt me for all that I’ve sin. Well fuck you, French. Fuck you.
Oh Angela. Here’s your French lesson of the day: French swear words.
Shit: Merde
Go eat shit: Manges la merde.
It’s a bunch of shit: C’est rien que de la merde
Fuck: baiser
Fuck you: Encule
Fuck yourself: Tu m’emmerdes
Go fuck a cow: Vas faire foutre a la cache.
Go to hell: Va te faire voir
Son of a bitch: Fils de pute
And if the situation where the whole class has to tell me I’m pronouncing something wrong happen ever again, I’m going to blow up and cuss them out in french.
Encule, le français. Encule. Vas faire foutre a la cache et vas te faire voir!
2 Comments
Sunday, July 6, 2008 at 9:56 pm
I luv to eat mango. It’s mango season now isn’t it?
And, I luv it when you swear/cuss in French. At least you learned a little French!
Tuesday, August 26, 2008 at 10:52 am
Actually “Go fuck a cow” would mean “Va enculer une vache”